This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
This Damned Spam Is Driving Me Crazy
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is flooded with emails for viagra. How am I supposed to block all this junk mail? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a real email for once.
- Perhaps in another lifetime this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid junk mail for things I don't even want. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Figure out that you're annoying everyone with this crap.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of idiots. more info This spam/junk mail/crap needs to cease. I'm sick with your lame attempts to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Leave me alone
- Just stop it
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your unwanted emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your garbage. This is your one strike to quit this. Keep sending that nonsense, and we'll be forced to take legal action. Understand? Don't test us.
Drop Dead With Your Spammy Texts
You think you're so smart, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, fucker? I give a damn for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Stupid Texts
- I give a damn
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.